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Wednesday, August 24, 2005
      ( 6:21 AM )
Vocab for the New Era

"Pat Robertson":

Definition: an assassination of someone who irritates you.
As in: we had to commit a Pat Robertson against Giggles the Goldfish yesterday because of his brutal abuse and near murder of little Nemo the Goldfish.

Of course both were replaced before the 3 year old returned home, never the wiser. It's never a good thing to expose youngsters to assissination too early on, right? Good Christian values are better exposed through a slow series of examples and sermons rather than just done suddenly.

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