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Wednesday, December 17, 2003
      ( 1:32 PM )
School Headmaster Goes Over the Edge - With a Fish

Funny how I can relate to wanting to whap people with a fish:

A school headmaster attacked an 11-year-old
pupil with part of a dead fish after "completely
losing it" in a school playground during morning
break, it was alleged in court.

The boy had brought the fish head into school
and had been chasing girls with it, magistrates
in Norwich heard.

Headmaster David Watkins "shoved it down his
throat" after the boy failed to put it in a bin as
instructed, it was alleged.

Remember when boys just chased girls on the playground for no reason at all? It always gets messy when you add a fish...

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