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Tuesday, December 30, 2003
      ( 3:20 PM )
Hand Over that Almanac, You Dirty Rotten Terrorist!

Just wondering if sales of almanacs have rocketed since the announcement yesterday that all Americans should be on the lookout for strange people carrying them. If the ultimate protest were to carry around a book about everything, then what are we waiting for?

To laugh out loud about this silly circumstance, turn to Tom Burka. The Vet also has an almanac punchline today.

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