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Wednesday, February 25, 2004
      ( 9:59 AM )
Bush/Cheney Campaign Slogans

Of course they're going to try and steal Bob Roberts' steam with the basic "don't switch horses midstream" and keep pounding that they are a "wartime" administration. Atrios mentions that he's seen a different take on this one around the internet lately:

Don't Switch Horsemen Mid-Apocalypse.

Atrios commenters have some good ones to add:

Bush-Cheney: If you ain't broke, they'll fix it.

Bush/Cheney '04: The last vote you'll ever have to cast.

Bush/Cheney '04: You don't ask, we don't tell.

Bush/Cheney '04: We break thumbs.

Bush/Cheney '04: Because you CAN fool most of the people all of the time

Bush/Cheney '04: The Final Solution to Peace and Prosperity

And my favorite comment of them all:

I think all of Bush and Cheney's official slogans
sound better in the original German.

Nice one. TBogg has some suggestions for the incumbent team as well:

"America! It's not just for heterosexuals any more...Okay. Actually it is..."

"I lead. You follow. Why think?"

"America: It's SuperHalliburtonExxonDOMAdocious!"

That last one is my favorite. Looks like it may be a very creative election campaign this year.

Here are a few of my meager contributions:

Bush/Cheney '04: Leave No Corporation Behind

Bush/Cheney '04: Resistance is Futile

Bush/Cheney '04: Worth Electing for the First Time!

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